You know, if there is a category of food, "guest at the doorstep" when you need something tasty quick to prepare. But it could be worse... you Sit in the summer in the apartment, your still in the country, and you Wallpaper, leather or varnished parquet, while no one home, and solvent breathe only you, and suddenly call. And here he stands on the doorstep with a bottle on the edge and yells: "Ahh, great, Dimon (Vitek, Andrei... underline)!..." "Remember how we, in Kazakhstan (Kandahar, Kamchatka and so on...)" "Ahh, well, you otorola!!!" Well, the...