Son cleaned and washed the vegetables, I tried to dice the carrots, instead of carrots with a knife slashed on the finger and with the words "work injury! The moor has done his duty, the moor can leave!" left the kitchen, leaving me in the company of fifteen-year-old dog, Jesse, on behalf of which further the story goes. Carrots dorezal myself.

Well, the young master is gone... And the woman left. See what's next will be. The hostess cut the tuber with a wonderful nazvaniem celery. A small piece fell off the table. You have to smell it. Suddenly you can eat. Phew, what a smell. And how people eat?

The hostess continued to cut the onion and garlic. I know what it is. And absolutely not surprised that the noses of the people it works worse than ours. There is... not only do I have, I do not sniff! Odors all over the kitchen!!! In a frying pan warm up the oil and she put all chopped. I wonder what is making that noise? Angry onions? Okay, I'll go under the table. There is nothing under his feet to spin, another will come paw or tail giving.

Interestingly, there is shurshit? It is necessary to look! The owner has measured out the Cup of cereal. Says "barley" from "Mistral". Will have to ask. I is not cooked! About what flavors went with the kitchen! My favorite ham!!! Well, who will ride under the table? Okay, step on my tail, just give me it, diced. Don't be greedy!

Something fell out of love with my mistress. ( ( ( Gave a piece, and the rest, along with barley to the pan. Now sit and lick until she fried everything! Maybe while stirring is a piece from the pan will fall? Speaks to transparency is necessary. But the ham will not become transparent!

Phew, my God! Here's an idea! More and the broth to pour back portions! Stands as a sentinel, pomeshivat for 25 minutes... let the piece! Peas, my favorite! There! Only he is cold to some. As the ice outside. And how it eats? The hostess says frozen. And all pomeshivat. Salt. Nothing I so much salt can not? Or for me not to expect?

More broth was added. Well, when will be ready? By the time another 20 minutes has passed. I'm already ready to eat! How long to sit over an empty bowl? I already brought it! Oops! How is it I missed? And sour cream with herbs went to the same. When she managed to grind!!! All mixed. Says warmed.

And end my torment! You can eat!!! But... won't let me. They say it is impossible, cereals heavy. And about happiness! Me the remaining ham cut!!! No wonder I was worried his tail was nearly sacrificed!!!.

To each his own: you and ham I do not give a picture! Still dragged!